Tonight is the night: The Bachelor finale. After tonight, H and I will no longer be committed to our relationship with the same man. We will be free to live more exciting lives on Monday nights.
But until then… We have settled in on the sofa with some delicious homemade buffalo cauliflower and blue cheese dressing courtesy of SkinnyTaste. Seriously, try these recipes. H first made the cauliflower for our Superbowl get together, and we’ve made it a few times since then. And then this week I went all the way and made the blue cheese dressing with Greek yogurt. So, so good.
As you can see, our stomachs are full and ready for what is sure to be THE MOST DRAMATIC Bachelor finale ever. I just hope our hearts can take it. Sean has a tough decision: Lindsay, a super sweet “substitute teacher” slash baby-talking old-school Britney Spears lookalike. Or, mine and H’s pick, Catherine. Her first name is my middle name (and she spells it correctly) and I just see myself the most in her. She’s a 5’3″ spunky Filipina girl from Seattle who has a serious talent for graphic design. Okay maybe we just loosely share a name connection… But fingers crossed she wins. I mean falls in love. Whatever you get at the end of this show. (Not to say I don’t think Sean is a prize… go ahead, scroll back to the top…)
UPDATE: Catherine won! They’re in love! They’re gonna get married… on TV! It’s all happening! I just wish they seemed more… in love? During the special “After the Final Rose” to catch up with the couple after, they seemed a little… cold. But they said the right things; and Sean cried re-watching the proposal. SO maybe it’s real. Who am I kidding, they dated for 8 weeks on an ABC reality show, of course it’s real.
H and I wish them nothing but love and happiness and rainbows and sprinkles. …Anyone wanna hang out next Monday?
Upward,
S
The Funemployed. 